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Offline Jonesy

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Johnny and Jenny
« on: November 06, 2006, 07:49:22 AM »
Little  Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in  love.  One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to  Jenny's father  to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and  says "Mr. Smith, me  and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her  hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr.Smith  replies, "Well Johnny, you are only  10. Where will you two  live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies  "In Jenny's room.  It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there  nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a  huge grin, "Okay then how will  you live? You're not old enough to get a  job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies,  "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a week
and I make 10 bucks a week.  That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

By  this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought  into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that  Johnny won't have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says,  "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just  have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you  should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his  shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

Mr. Smith  fainted.

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Re: Johnny and Jenny
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 08:59:03 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I hope you have fixed that oil leak on the 95, you'r spending a lot of time telling jokes  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Offline Rsnip988

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Re: Johnny and Jenny
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2006, 11:02:35 PM »
Oh my goodness, sound like the way things are going her in the US


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