Ha! You've given me an idea for a biz venture:
Make A Hipster Foundation - A near end of life transformation for old, geezy bikers to be rejuvenated (stylishly) and taken on motorcycle rides about town, stopping frequently. Furnish them with bobbers and cafes, skinny jeans impregnated with Depends (you know those geezers will need them anyway) and then pop them past the makeover salon for a Man-Bun, some Manscaping (may be a quick visit there) and then snap photos and create heavily trafficked Instagram sites for them. Fulfill their last wishes to participate in modern culture on their beloved bikes before the good Lord takes them away. Heck, for an uplift, we could even mock up pictures of them doing Seat stands whilst hurtling down the road with a speedo photo-shopped at 170MPH! (Green screened of course in the interest of public safety).
I can see an economic recovery now!
