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Walk into a bar
« on: January 11, 2016, 04:58:17 AM »
An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know this because they told everyone in the first 2 minutes.
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2016, 09:14:28 AM »
what's a crossfitter? is it a guy who threads in spark plugs wrong? Well hell I understand why the crossfitter and the Atheist are hanging out together but whats the vegan have to do with it then?
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2016, 03:24:27 PM »
Doesn't make sense.. :o Almost every week I have some religious fruit loop knocking on my door trying to shove the magical sky fairy down my throat, never had an atheist do the same thing...
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2016, 03:38:24 PM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 11, 2016, 03:24:27 PM
... trying to shove the magical sky fairy down my throat...
Sure it does. Isn't the best way to a man's heart through his stomach?  ;D
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2016, 04:25:39 PM »
Quote from: calj737 on January 11, 2016, 03:38:24 PM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 11, 2016, 03:24:27 PM
... trying to shove the magical sky fairy down my throat...
Sure it does. Isn't the best way to a man's heart through his stomach?  ;D

Haha,  ;D... I thought it was through his chest, but that may have been an old western I watched... ;D ;)
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2016, 02:57:35 AM »
Quote from: calj737 on January 11, 2016, 03:38:24 PM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 11, 2016, 03:24:27 PM
... trying to shove the magical sky fairy down my throat...
Sure it does. Isn't the best way to a man's heart through his stomach?  ;D

No actually it is a little lower ;) ;)
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2016, 10:17:31 AM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 11, 2016, 03:24:27 PM
Doesn't make sense.. :o Almost every week I have some religious fruit loop knocking on my door trying to shove the magical sky fairy down my throat, never had an atheist do the same thing...

in that case i am going to come to your house , bang on the door and insist that you dont repent !
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2016, 03:55:11 PM »
Quote from: simon#42 on January 12, 2016, 10:17:31 AM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 11, 2016, 03:24:27 PM
Doesn't make sense.. :o Almost every week I have some religious fruit loop knocking on my door trying to shove the magical sky fairy down my throat, never had an atheist do the same thing...

in that case i am going to come to your house , bang on the door and insist that you dont repent !

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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2016, 06:46:32 PM »
Was the joke tiny like a rollpin, rolled off the bench, and fell in a crack in the floor ???
 Cuz I cant see it anywhere around here.
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Re: Walk into a bar
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2016, 01:07:58 PM »
Quote from: 754 on January 12, 2016, 06:46:32 PM
Was the joke tiny like a rollpin, rolled off the bench, and fell in a crack in the floor ???
 Cuz I cant see it anywhere around here.

tiny like Krum's of bread, but the after shock has been fun
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