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Offline RevDoc

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Some reflections on life
« on: January 07, 2016, 12:20:21 PM »
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.  :o

I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every second one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.
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Re: Some reflections on life
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2016, 05:17:51 PM »
funny stuff as usual Dana  ;D
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Re: Some reflections on life
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2016, 03:46:39 PM »
"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?"

That will be written on my gravestone.  8)
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Re: Some reflections on life
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2016, 08:28:20 PM »
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Probably so they don't get injured before they complete their mission.
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