Topic: racer or suicidle seagull ?

[Rushoid]

"It's the one you really need to have -- if you don't have it -- that's why you need it"

"If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work"
 
"They give you cash, which is just as good as money."

 

[firecracker]

As much as I love Yogi Bera, I really thought I was just setting you up to yell

AFLAC!

[aptech77]

"Look ma im flying!!" ......oh man that must have hurt on the landing though....

LOOK MA........No hands!!!!!!!!   

[DarkRider]

"Look ma im flying!!" ......oh man that must have hurt on the landing though....

LOOK MA........No hands!!!!!!!!

How about...."Look ma no hands no feet and no bike!...wait a sec..no bike?...CRAP!!!!"

[Rushoid]

As much as I love Yogi Bera, I really thought I was just setting you up to yell

AFLAC!

I was going to, but I figured I'd give you the honor. 

[burmashave]

As much as I love Yogi Bera, I really thought I was just setting you up to yell

AFLAC!

Says the gecko to the interviewer guy, "So there you are, mate; you're twelve feet off the ground going about eighty miles an hour while your bike is now upside down below you.  What are you thinking?  I'll tell you what you're thinking, mate.  You're thinking, 'How will my wife and kids get by after I become a grease spot on the pavement?'  Well, if you had Geico, you'd be thinking, 'Wow!  My wife just won the national lottery.  She won't even miss me!'  And before they can hose your bits off the pavement, the check would be in the mail.  Now, you can't ask for more than that; can you?"

[seaweb11]

priceless