Author Topic: Stunning Bike on ebay (Read 5201 times)

buffalogt750 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2016, 09:07:14 AM »

Quote from: budlite282 on January 23, 2016, 07:50:17 AM

yea, the one I sat on, was created (or death of) a CB450, '74 I think

All the bikes in this ebay ad appear to be built from 1980's CM or CB 450's.

Kenzo · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2016, 09:42:16 AM »

I like this café racer styled build...

...it has the café seat cowl...

...clip-on bars...

...the intakes provide suction to your "jewels" holding you firmly in place...

...and there's a catch can for emergency stops and you lose control of your bowels!

Cheers,
Kenzo

tlbranth · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2016, 10:52:25 AM »

This is an old Goldwing, not a CB but I thought it was a way cool looker.

Kingmambo · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2016, 03:18:04 PM »

There are no licensing requirements to calling yourself a custom builder. I'm normally of the "the market will determine if something to too #$%*e" philosophy but the fact he's (I'm presuming gender here) made at least 15 of these abominations raises all kinds of red flags for the state of humanity. I do however, plan to plagiarize the addition of a can to all my builds. Think of the possibilities - a sardine tin, a Behr Paint can for my custom build for Home Depot, a stewed tomatoes can paired with a Ducati motor, a chewing tobacco tin paired with a camo paint job, or even a Foster's Lager can to go with my famous kangaroo handlebars.

Velocity needs to do a special on this builder with profile segments of those who've shelled out money for these.

72 yellow · « **Reply #29 on:** January 23, 2016, 05:51:37 PM »

The watch list is up to 41 now. Looks like we have a crowd gathering.

RevDoc · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2016, 09:19:20 PM »

Quote from: 72 yellow on January 23, 2016, 05:51:37 PM

The watch list is up to 41 now. Looks like we have a crowd gathering.

Like all the gag-toothed gawkers at a bloody train wreck!

carnivorous chicken · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2016, 10:33:38 PM »

"loose spokes"

tlbranth · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2016, 10:45:29 PM »

Jeez you lot. If you don't like it, don't buy one.

Kingmambo · « **Reply #33 on:** January 24, 2016, 10:27:58 AM »

Quote from: tlbranth on January 23, 2016, 10:45:29 PM

Jeez you lot. If you don't like it, don't buy one.

I don't normally like to question someone's personal taste when it comes to the stylistic choices he/she make on their own bikes. To each his own.

However, I don't believe that courtesy is extended to "commercial" bikes. If you're attempting to make money by building bikes you accept that you're held to a higher standard. Despite that, I still refrain from criticizing style choices. What I cannot abide is a commercial maker trying to establish a "look" with building choices that endanger the rider, the pillion, and anyone is the vicinity of one of these death machines.

The geometry of these bikes is particularly and ridiculously unsafe. These bikes are not safe to ride longer than a block or two. Maybe that is why he calls them "Bar Hoppers". You'd need to be under the influence to ride one and even then only down the street to the next bar.

SOHC4 Cafe Racer Fan · « **Reply #34 on:** January 24, 2016, 11:01:42 AM »

Quote from: cb650PK on January 22, 2016, 05:00:40 PM

I am sorry, motorcycles first goal should be to function well as a motorcycle. The better it works, the better of a bike it is. This creation fails massively.

YES.

754 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 24, 2016, 11:27:00 AM »

Quote from: tlbranth on January 23, 2016, 10:45:29 PM

Jeez you lot. If you don't like it, don't buy one.

So true... I would like to take one for a ride..just because..
Looks to me like Lowrider ..gone motorcycle..
I bet they would not sell in Oz..

grcamna2 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 24, 2016, 11:53:37 AM »

The thing needs training wheels to be safe(er)...

chewbacca5000 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 24, 2016, 12:03:43 PM »

The only safety accessories this bike needs is brass balls.

Kingmambo · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2016, 03:06:04 PM »

LESS THAN 5 HOURS LEFT TO PURCHASE THIS DREAM MACHINE!!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/262248319538?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

72 yellow · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2016, 03:16:10 PM »

The mob watching is now 50.

Kingmambo · « **Reply #40 on:** January 25, 2016, 03:19:04 PM »

I talked to the guy who builds these and he told me each one comes with a $250 gift card of the buyer's choice from either Ed Hardy or Affliction. Seems about right.

mystic_1 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 25, 2016, 04:19:34 PM »

Someone's gonna pull an Isadora Duncan if that chain ever snaps!

mystic_1

greenjeans · « **Reply #42 on:** January 25, 2016, 07:01:40 PM »

I just don't get building something that can't be ridden like a real motorcycle. I try to appreciate the style, but calling that anything close to board-track is insulting. They are smart in that they built multiples of them... At least in theory, it would make it easy to profit on them. Ridiculous.

Mooshie · « **Reply #43 on:** January 25, 2016, 08:11:59 PM »

Quote from: mystic_1 on January 25, 2016, 04:19:34 PM

Someone's gonna pull an Isadora Duncan if that chain ever snaps!

mystic_1

Now THAT'S funny!

RAFster122s · « **Reply #44 on:** February 03, 2016, 09:11:01 AM »

Quote from: Mooshie on January 25, 2016, 08:11:59 PM

Quote from: mystic_1 on January 25, 2016, 04:19:34 PM
Someone's gonna pull an Isadora Duncan if that chain ever snaps!

mystic_1

Now THAT'S funny!

+1 or +2 if you can go multiples on that sentiment...roflmaogclbmt

millla03 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 04, 2016, 05:17:26 AM »

What style is something like that considered? Theres a guy down the road from me with a similar old Honda hes done up in that style that I see occasionally. Wheels on it look like fat bicycle tires. Not my idea of a functional ride.

knowsnothing · « **Reply #46 on:** February 04, 2016, 06:44:06 AM »

Don't worry guys, there is a solid inch, inch and a 1/4 of suspension travel in front. Should be fine. And forget about the leg warmer exhaust, 2fer, sweet!

greenjeans · « **Reply #47 on:** February 04, 2016, 08:00:59 AM »

Really.... who buys that crap?

mycoal · « **Reply #48 on:** February 04, 2016, 08:12:46 AM »

I'll never care what the haters say. These bikes are awesome.

754 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:04:31 AM »

It does look cool ..I sorta like it.. Probably handles better than some of the radical stuff back in the day..

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Author Topic: Stunning Bike on ebay (Read 5201 times)