Topic: Irish morality

[70CB750]

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy , I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal McGlynn's hat".

The priest said, "Well, Murphy , I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind? Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said;" After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh ?"

[jeffg]

I don't get,
I'm sure someone is sleeping with someone's else's wife; But I don't get it.
Are you in the middle of
 writing the joke?

[bryanj]

It should finish

No Father when you got to Thou Shall Not Comit Adultery I remembered where i left mine

[70CB750]

Thank you Bryan, that happens when you copy and paste without checking.  Sorry   

[vfourfreak]

Thank you Bryan, that happens when you copy and paste without checking.  Sorry   

That's Murphy's law for ya !!! 

[jeffg]

It should finish

No Father when you got to Thou Shall Not Comit Adultery I remembered where i left mine

What did I say, I new it, I new it, I new it, I told you, it had to do with sleeping with someone's wife.
I new it

[bryanj]

Which one of Murphy's laws are you on about?

The one I remember is
" If something can be fitted the wrong way round, no matter how obviously it is wrong, some idiot some where will do it"

Which is why Rolls Royce make the blades on jet engines different diameters-----NOW

[70CB750]

   There is only limited number of jokes going around.  I heard this Irish one as Jewish joke before.

With the exception of jokes that make no sense except in English - like #$%*ing goofy, if you know - most of jokes live in different languages just fine 

It should finish

No Father when you got to Thou Shall Not Comit Adultery I remembered where i left mine

What did I say, I new it, I new it, I new it, I told you, it had to do with sleeping with someone's wife.
I new it

[70CB750]

Here is the goofy one:

Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case.

"Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce.  Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge.

"But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy.  I said she was #$%*ing Goofy!"

[jeffg]

Here is the goofy one:

Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case.

"Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce.  Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge.

"But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy.  I said she was #$%*ing Goofy!"

haha ha ha you #$%*ing goofy