Topic: Senior home game

[70CB750]

I've just started playing the new Senior home game.

I walk into any room at home and ask myself, "Why did I come in here?"

Then there's always microwave bingo. Every couple of hours I open the microwave to see what food or drink is inside it.

[jeffg]

dawg
 I thought the senior game was when you think your going to fart but you give yourself a #$%* in the pants.
or
just plain #$%* yourself
 

[jeffg]

we can't say #$%*?
how about crap?
can we say pussy?
what about dick?

[bryanj]

Dick was all right till his pussy had a crap and he #$%* himself!