Topic: Loft

[RevDoc]

Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips.

After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft".
 
So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft"

Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft " ?
 
To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent "

[70CB750]

A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by a bee!'' Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replies. The golf instructor tells her, ''Oh, your stance is too wide.''

[Stev-o]

What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?


A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball.

[Frostyboy]

A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by a bee!'' Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replies. The golf instructor tells her, ''Oh, your stance is too wide.''

There's these two women who play golf regularly on Wednesdays. This particular day one sais "We have to be quick today because I have a hairdressing appointment." To save some time they take a shortcut to the second tee that involves crossing a small creek.
One woman slips on the rocks & hurts her back. "No problem" sais the other woman, "The greenkeeper here is a massuer, I'll help you up to the pro shop & he'll be able to fix you." They struggle up to the shop where the greenkeeper is working on a mower out the back. He said "Go into that room there & get your gear off & lie on the table. I'll wash up & be with you shortly."
The woman does what he said. He walks in & asks her where she hurt herself. She said "Down between the first & second hole."
He sais, "Wow, you don't give a man much room to work!!!"