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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #75 on: February 07, 2017, 02:59:17 PM »
:)no way araund that faktum...slusszack

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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #76 on: February 08, 2017, 12:52:49 AM »
Freezing the balls off a brass monkey

Back in the days of the tall ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. A supply of thirty cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem — how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a “Monkey” with sixteen round indentations. But, if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make “Brass Monkeys.” Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, “Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!”
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #77 on: February 08, 2017, 07:55:47 AM »
Freezing the balls off a brass monkey

Back in the days of the tall ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. A supply of thirty cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem — how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a “Monkey” with sixteen round indentations. But, if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make “Brass Monkeys.” Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, “Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!”

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_monkey_(colloquialism)#Supposed_etymology
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #78 on: February 08, 2017, 02:51:40 PM »
Freezing the balls off a brass monkey

Back in the days of the tall ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. A supply of thirty cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem — how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a “Monkey” with sixteen round indentations. But, if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make “Brass Monkeys.” Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, “Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!”

:(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_monkey_(colloquialism)#Supposed_etymology

When I was first told about this saying it had absolutely nothing to do with the US Navy, funnily enough, not everything is about America.... ;D
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #79 on: February 08, 2017, 04:44:39 PM »
and going "balls out" doesnt mean doing something with your nuts hanging out... it references the governor of old steam engines.  the "balls" rotated across one another and would control speed.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem... If it's an electrical problem, it's Cal's problem.

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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #80 on: February 08, 2017, 05:17:02 PM »
and going "balls out" doesnt mean doing something with your nuts hanging out... it references the governor of old steam engines.  the "balls" rotated across one another and would control speed.

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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2017, 05:12:32 PM »
There are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky.  ;D
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2017, 05:26:22 PM »
Can you say,
"Once upon a time...."
when you are referring to yesterday?  :o
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« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2017, 10:20:02 AM »
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2017, 11:02:00 AM »
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2017, 01:35:30 PM »
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #86 on: April 13, 2017, 04:49:23 PM »
Chinese couple who have white baby, name it  "Sum Ting Wong"
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #87 on: April 13, 2017, 11:19:47 PM »
 A Chevrolet 12 bolt rear axle with 4:11 gears generally uses an .030 thick pinion shim.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #88 on: April 14, 2017, 06:19:35 AM »
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« Reply #89 on: April 14, 2017, 12:35:55 PM »
Coca-cola was originally green.
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #90 on: April 14, 2017, 12:37:01 PM »
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
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« Reply #91 on: April 14, 2017, 12:37:44 PM »
US City with highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists: Washington DC
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« Reply #92 on: April 14, 2017, 12:39:39 PM »
Eskimos never gamble.
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« Reply #93 on: April 14, 2017, 12:40:02 PM »
Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
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« Reply #94 on: April 14, 2017, 04:00:30 PM »
Dukie knows a lot of useless crap!
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #95 on: April 14, 2017, 10:52:25 PM »
 Einstein flunked math class.
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« Reply #96 on: April 14, 2017, 10:59:38 PM »
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Re: Useless Information for Today
« Reply #97 on: April 15, 2017, 05:14:19 PM »
the south has more gunts per capita than the north. 
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« Reply #98 on: April 15, 2017, 11:12:03 PM »
Leonardo DaVinci never built the inventions he designed.

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« Reply #99 on: April 16, 2017, 04:19:08 AM »
humphrey bogart didnt say ' play it again sam ' in casablanca