Author Topic: Useless Information for Today (Read 10614 times)

754 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 29, 2016, 07:54:04 PM »

754 SAY...MAN WHO KEEPS HAND IN POCKETS...... feel Cocky.........

Desert-SOHC · « **Reply #26 on:** February 29, 2016, 08:34:33 PM »

you can temporarily paralyze a calf by twisting its tail over its back

70CB750 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 01, 2016, 03:08:00 AM »

Quote from: 754 on February 29, 2016, 07:54:04 PM

754 SAY...MAN WHO KEEPS HAND IN POCKETS...... feel Cocky.........

That's like:

If you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy you must be Snow White.

calj737 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 01, 2016, 04:39:12 AM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on March 01, 2016, 03:08:00 AM

That's like:

If you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy you must be Snow White.

Or Doc...

RevDoc · « **Reply #29 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:03:20 AM »

Quote from: calj737 on March 01, 2016, 04:39:12 AM

Quote from: 70CB750 on March 01, 2016, 03:08:00 AM
That's like:

If you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy you must be Snow White.
Or Doc...

Watch it, Cal!

calj737 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:15:52 AM »

I didn't Doc Dana, I said, Doc (you know, one of the dwarfs!)

Stev-o · « **Reply #31 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:33:05 AM »

Today is National Peanut Butter Day!

Did you know the average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before he/she graduates high school.

70CB750 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:39:55 AM »

Quote from: Stev-o on March 01, 2016, 06:33:05 AM

Today is National Peanut Butter Day!

Did you know the average American child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before he/she graduates high school.

FIFY

But my youngest is above average

Stev-o · « **Reply #33 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:42:16 AM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on March 01, 2016, 06:39:55 AM

Quote from: Stev-o on March 01, 2016, 06:33:05 AM
Today is National Peanut Butter Day!

Did you know the average American child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before he/she graduates high school.

FIFY

But my youngest is above average

True. And Aussie kids eat Vegemite?!

calj737 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:49:57 AM »

Quote from: Stev-o on March 01, 2016, 06:42:16 AM

And Aussie kids eat Vegemite?!

Talk about useless (Vegemite)

754 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 01, 2016, 09:08:26 AM »

Nutella trumps everything...

70CB750 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 01, 2016, 09:48:30 AM »

Birds do not like horse chestnut trees - that's why it was always the tree of choice for german beer gardens.

demon78 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 01, 2016, 10:20:59 AM »

Elephants take 21 secounds to pee
Bill the demon.

RevDoc · « **Reply #38 on:** March 01, 2016, 02:42:45 PM »

Quote from: calj737 on March 01, 2016, 06:15:52 AM

I didn't Doc Dana, I said, Doc (you know, one of the dwarfs!)

Not to worry, amigo! No offense was taken. I was just setting things up for you in case you wanted to play a little, thus the wink.

evanphi · « **Reply #39 on:** March 02, 2016, 07:31:11 AM »

Quote from: demon76 on March 01, 2016, 10:20:59 AM

Elephants take 21 secounds to pee
Bill the demon.

All animals over 3KG, actually.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4143032/

demon78 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 02, 2016, 09:09:12 AM »

There are exceptions.
Bill the demon.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #41 on:** March 02, 2016, 01:26:15 PM »

There are exceptions to the exceptions.

Stev-o · « **Reply #42 on:** March 02, 2016, 02:36:32 PM »

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #43 on:** March 02, 2016, 02:58:33 PM »

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #44 on:** March 02, 2016, 03:03:25 PM »

There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

Stev-o · « **Reply #45 on:** March 02, 2016, 03:59:37 PM »

There's a town in Austria called #$%*ing...

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #46 on:** March 02, 2016, 04:11:12 PM »

There's a street in England called "sluts hole lane".... I see a pattern starting to develop here....

demon78 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 02, 2016, 05:27:45 PM »

RR don't forget Come by Chance also in Newf.
Bill the demon.

CycleRanger · « **Reply #48 on:** March 02, 2016, 08:19:53 PM »

Quote from: evanphi on March 02, 2016, 07:31:11 AM

Quote from: demon76 on March 01, 2016, 10:20:59 AM
Elephants take 21 secounds to pee
Bill the demon.

All animals over 3KG, actually.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4143032/

Only 21 seconds? Amateurs....

70CB750 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 03, 2016, 03:31:26 AM »

There is a town in France called #$%*e.

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