Topic: Useless Information for Today

[evanphi]

I work with a Newfoundlander. I'll ask her all the dirty place names...

[Stev-o]

I work with a Newfoundlander.

Useless information!

[martin99]

There's a street in England called "sluts hole lane"....  I see a pattern starting to develop here....

Oh, we got more than that. As we're indulging in schoolboy humour (at last, a thread at my level ) check this out

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/cockington-sluts-hole-lane-#$%*terton-4524597

BTW, I tried to post this link during a brief respite at work today. Unfortunately the filter software decided I was trying to access pornography so I'm expecting a few questions being asked of me tomorrow

[70CB750]

In Prague is a little street named Perlová, traditional spot for hookers. Some joker posted there a memorial stone Padlým ženám - means To rememebr fallen women.

Čest jejich p - means we honor their p...

My city has stones like this all over the place - but mostly to victims of WW2 and the russians in 1968

[trenchgrinder750]

-40f=-40c

[evanphi]

-40f=-40c

=233.15K

[70CB750]

People are born with 270 bones, but when thery reach adulthood the number is 206 after some bones fuse together.

[Retro Rocket]

In old peoples homes they give the men Viagra to stop them rolling out of bed...... {disclaimer, I may have made that up}...

[calj737]

FCUK that was funny!

[evanphi]

In old peoples homes they give the men Viagra to stop them rolling out of bed...... {disclaimer, I may have made that up}...

Seniors are second only to teens in rates of STIs. Dirty old #$%*ers.

[Stev-o]

85% of men who die of heart attacks while banging, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

[70CB750]

Aluminum is produced since 1886, while the cheap electrolytic process that is still used today was applied in 1888.

[Stev-o]

Technically speaking, there is no such thing as stainless steel.

[Killer Canary]

I found out on the farm one day that if you cover a horsefly's eyes with grease, it'll fly straight up until you can't see it anymore.

[70CB750]

Goats, horses, and deer all share a common trait: their pupils stay parallel to the ground as they lower and raise their heads.

[flybox1]

Some drive-thru banking ATM's still have braille keys.

[Steve F]

Saw a sign at a restaurant that read "Brail Menus Available Upon Request"

[70CB750]

So yesterday I learned that magnet can actually get a steel shaving out of your eye.

 

[calj737]

So yesterday I learned that magnet can actually get a steel shaving out of your eye.

 

Thats a great use for one. But don't have one near where you're TIG/MIG welding as it will cause your arc to dance and wander anywhere but where you want it.

[Stev-o]

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day

mmmmm...pizza

[70CB750]

So yesterday I learned that magnet can actually get a steel shaving out of your eye.

 

Thats a great use for one. But don't have one near where you're TIG/MIG welding as it will cause your arc to dance and wander anywhere but where you want it.

Yup, seen it with magnet material holders.

[BomberMann650]

A 2005 study at the University of British Columbia concluded that tipping a cow would require an exertion of 2,910 newtons of force; meaning that a 4’7” cow pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to the ground would require the equivalent strength of 4.43 people to tip the poor thing over.

[calj737]

A 2005 study at the University of British Columbia concluded that tipping a cow would require an exertion of 2,910 newtons of force; meaning that a 4’7” cow pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to the ground would require the equivalent strength of 4.43 people to tip the poor thing over.

A single cowboy atop a horse with a lariat does a pretty good job of bringing them to their knees rather quickly. Apparently UBC missed that whole phenomenon.

[strynboen]

 :)no way araund that faktum...slusszack

[Stev-o]

:)no way araund that faktum...slusszack

I have been to that restaurant in Downtown Austin!
They have a new joke on the board every day...