Author Topic: Useless Information for Today (Read 10821 times)

Buckskin Bandit · « **Reply #75 on:** April 12, 2017, 05:12:32 PM »

There are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky.

74cb750 · « **Reply #76 on:** April 12, 2017, 05:26:22 PM »

Can you say,
"Once upon a time...."
when you are referring to yesterday?

julitro · « **Reply #77 on:** April 13, 2017, 10:20:02 AM »

Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #78 on:** April 13, 2017, 11:02:00 AM »

Man who stand on fire will need new shoes.

martin99 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 13, 2017, 01:35:30 PM »

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Stev-o · « **Reply #80 on:** April 13, 2017, 04:49:23 PM »

Chinese couple who have white baby, name it "Sum Ting Wong"

Don R · « **Reply #81 on:** April 13, 2017, 11:19:47 PM »

A Chevrolet 12 bolt rear axle with 4:11 gears generally uses an .030 thick pinion shim.

scrapvalue · « **Reply #82 on:** April 14, 2017, 06:19:35 AM »

Man with hole in sock, has wife that don't give a darn

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #83 on:** April 14, 2017, 12:35:55 PM »

Coca-cola was originally green.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #84 on:** April 14, 2017, 12:37:01 PM »

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #85 on:** April 14, 2017, 12:37:44 PM »

US City with highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists: Washington DC

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #86 on:** April 14, 2017, 12:39:39 PM »

Eskimos never gamble.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #87 on:** April 14, 2017, 12:40:02 PM »

Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.

Stev-o · « **Reply #88 on:** April 14, 2017, 04:00:30 PM »

Dukie knows a lot of useless crap!

Don R · « **Reply #89 on:** April 14, 2017, 10:52:25 PM »

Einstein flunked math class.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #90 on:** April 14, 2017, 10:59:38 PM »

Elvis ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches for comfort.

evinrude7 · « **Reply #91 on:** April 15, 2017, 05:14:19 PM »

the south has more gunts per capita than the north.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #92 on:** April 15, 2017, 11:12:03 PM »

Leonardo DaVinci never built the inventions he designed.

simon#42 · « **Reply #93 on:** April 16, 2017, 04:19:08 AM »

humphrey bogart didnt say ' play it again sam ' in casablanca

Gene · « **Reply #94 on:** April 17, 2017, 06:00:14 PM »

Quote from: BomberMann650 on April 14, 2017, 10:59:38 PM

Elvis ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches for comfort.

SO WHAT! WHY DO YOU JUDGE?! *munch munch munch PBB for comfort* #$%* YOU SANDWICH JUDGER!

evanphi · « **Reply #95 on:** April 18, 2017, 05:17:02 AM »

PB&B is thebomb.com. Lovely snack.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #96 on:** April 18, 2017, 07:00:58 AM »

Quote from: BomberMann650 on April 14, 2017, 10:59:38 PM

Elvis ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches for comfort.

FRIED PB&B. FRIED. NOM! NOM!

vfourfreak · « **Reply #97 on:** April 19, 2017, 06:04:51 AM »

On 18 April 1930, the BBC's news announcer had nothing to communicate. "There is no news," was the script of the 20:45 news bulletin, before piano music was played for the rest of the 15-minute segment.

Duanob · « **Reply #98 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:44:41 PM »

Quote from: evinrude7 on April 15, 2017, 05:14:19 PM

the south has more gunts per capita than the north.

I would say that's true, I live in the north and I don't even know what a gunt is.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Thereafter they were just called, 'The Islands'.

evinrude7 · « **Reply #99 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:47:50 PM »

I'm a northerner too. Been in Nashville 16 years. Definitely more gunts down here. Walk into any walmartz and your bound to see half a dozen.

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