Ha ha, well as you know I own and ride many different brands of motorcycle mate, and my personality doesn't change from one to another. I bought another bike today (well, I did an electronic handshake with the seller a couple of days ago, but I paid him and collected it today) and I think he's the most honest seller I've ever bought a bike from, he's a very religious guy, and he rang me first thing this morning to tell me he'd tried to start it (he hasn't ridden it in awhile) but it wouldn't go, so he thought he better tell me before I left, if I decided that I didn't want to take a risk on a bike that wouldn't start?
I told him that I wanted the bike, I'd already told the wife I was buying it, and I was already on the road, so I'd continue the 200 miles to his place. I pulled in around lunch time, and the bike was absolutely immaculate. There was not a speck of dirt or spot of road grime anywhere on the bike, a 2001 Yamaha FJR1300. (he'd have been horrified if he saw some of my bikes, even my Harley is filthy right now) But he was right, no matter how many times I hit the starter, it wouldn't fire. He was really embarrassed, and told me that if I couldn't get it going when I got home, he'd refund my money and come pick it up.
I told him that I didn't think the problem was serious, but I'd let him know what I found when I got home. We did the paperwork, and he presented me with 4 keys, the original tool kit, owners manual, service manual, and a folder he'd made with "How to" pages downloaded from the internet.
I got home, tried to start it a few times, but nada, it just wouldn't fire. I took the battery cover off and was happy to see a nice new Motobatt gel battery. While I was looking around, I saw a 4 wire connector, that looked a little corroded. I jiggled the wires, hit the starter button, and VRMMMM! (No VAROOM, it's very quiet with it's OEM exhaust) It ran like a new bike, so I let it run up to normal operating temp (it's still on my trailer as I'm hauling it back to Canberra tomorrow) and checked everything else, and it was all good. I sent the seller a text, and he actually rang me and thanked me, and told me how relieved he was!
Anyway, yes, there are honest sellers out there, but there are still plenty who will lie to you, or at least tell you what you want to hear. As has been said above, the best attitude to have is to assume that the seller lied to you, and be happy if you don't have too many problems. Cheers, Terry.
