An elderly gentleman living in Florida finally purchased the car of his dreams...a red corvette.
The salesman handed him the keys and within moments he was driving down I-95 125 miles an hour.
He was so excited he bumped the speed up to 130 mph...then 135 mph.
He looked in his rear view mirror and saw a Florida State trooper coming up on him fast, so he stepped it up to 140 mph...145 mph...
but the trooper was approaching him fast with lights and siren, so the old fella' decided he better pull over.
The trooper got out of his car and said to the fellow..." Sir...it's Friday...my shift is over in 15 minutes...and I'm really tired...if you can give me one good
reason that I've never heard before why I shouldn't throw you in jail, I'll forget we ever had this conversation."
The elderly gentleman replied..."Well officer...three years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper.....I thought you were bringing her back!"
To which the officer said "Have a nice day sir"
