A vampire walks into a bar and orders a tall glass of blood, the bartender fills his order promptly. Another vampire walks in and sits next to the other and says "I'll have what he is having" the bartender obliges. Dracula stops by sits next to the others and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender looks at him and the other two and asks "why not blood?" Dracula holds up a used tampon and says " I like tea "
