Topic: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[RevDoc]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[jeffg]

I like it
but
I think it should say something about having more than one in the rack at the same time; or shooting 2 simultaneously, or you can put you pipe cleaner in ether hole

[Duanob]

"#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo."

Isn't that kind of like having a girlfriend that won't give you sex anymore? Kind of useless!

[flybox1]

"#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo."

Isn't that kind of like having a girlfriend that won't give you sex anymore? Kind of useless!

or...you can still play with it any time you want, even after you get married.