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Offline RevDoc

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Dilbert's Salary Theorum
« on: April 15, 2016, 05:17:12 AM »
Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
 
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work/Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
 
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. Bummer.
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Re: Dilbert's Salary Theorum
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2016, 08:32:45 AM »
Oh come on its took me 40 years to maybe understand v=IR

And you forgot McGintys third theorem

"If something can be fitted the wrong way round some idiot some where will do it!" which is why the rotating element in a Rolls Royce Jet engine has a big diameter at one end
« Last Edit: April 15, 2016, 08:35:45 AM by bryanj »
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