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The Lone Ranger
« on: November 16, 2006, 09:29:39 AM »
  The Lone ranger had finally been caught by native americans. They tied him up to a pole, layed wood around his feet and celebrated.
  Being that the lone ranger had been such a worthy advesary, the cheif decided to give him three final wishes. The chief goes up to the lone ranger, removes his gag and ask what his first request is. The lone ranger asks to speak to his horse Silver. The indians watch as the Lone ranger whispers in silver's ear. Silver takes off in a flash.
   A short while later silver returns pulling a wagon full of hookers. The chief unties the Lone Ranger and tells him he can go into the wagon, but he only has 15 minutes. !5 minutes later the Lone ranger returns, looking a little worn out, but happy.
   Once again the chief ask the Lone ranger what his next request is, and once again the Lone ranger asks to speak to silver. And once again Silver is off in a flash only to bring back another wagon full of hooker a short while later. This time the indians were a little suprised, expecting the lone ranger to have a more nobel last request, but since it was his wish again the chief give him 15 minutes to do his business.
   The time came for the Lone Ranger's third and final whish, and again the Ranger asks to speak to Silver. As Silver approaches his rider, the Lone Ranger grabs him by the ears, pulls his head foward and shouts "I said  posse! Bring me the posse!"

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Re: The Lone Ranger
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2006, 09:48:33 AM »
Badda-bing!!
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Re: The Lone Ranger
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2006, 06:53:17 AM »
Yeah, but will the posse swallow?


Geez, I can't believe I just typed that.  This is why I'm not allowed out in public without a chaperone...

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Re: The Lone Ranger
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2006, 08:08:57 PM »
Great joke! 

However, firecracker's response was more entertaining :o :o :o :o :o :o

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2006, 11:38:51 PM »
Agreed Ic455

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