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Offline vfourfreak

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Death by Guitar
« on: May 11, 2016, 10:47:01 AM »
A woman is brought in to court charged with battering her husband to death with his treasured guitars.

The judge peers at her over his glasses and asks "First offender ?"

The lady replies "No first a Gibson then a Fender !"


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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2016, 11:11:50 AM »
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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2016, 12:58:15 PM »
I think this sums it up perfectly.

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Offline Retro Rocket

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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2016, 03:57:30 PM »
I have both, should i hide them.... :P
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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2016, 05:07:33 PM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on May 11, 2016, 03:57:30 PM
I have both, should i hide them.... :P

No, you can't! There's only one way to escape, send them both to me!!  ;D  ;)
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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2016, 05:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Buckskin Bandit on May 11, 2016, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on May 11, 2016, 03:57:30 PM
I have both, should i hide them.... :P

No, you can't! There's only one way to escape, send them both to me!!  ;D  ;)

What about the other six...?    8)
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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2016, 06:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on May 11, 2016, 05:09:27 PM
Quote from: Buckskin Bandit on May 11, 2016, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on May 11, 2016, 03:57:30 PM
I have both, should i hide them.... :P

No, you can't! There's only one way to escape, send them both to me!!  ;D  ;)

What about the other six...?    8)

Oh boy... Now I'm green....  :D Just send them all!!  ;D
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Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down!

1973 Honda 500 four "Chopper" - In pieces :P
1977 CB750 K1 "The Fonz" project
2003 Suzuki GZ 250 "Little Horse" -Sold
1981 Yamaha Maxim 550 "Big Red" -Sold
2007 Shadow Spirit 750 "Blaze"


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Offline gtmdriver

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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2016, 12:27:03 AM »
I did rationalise  by selling a couple a few months back but now I'm back up to 13.
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Offline simon#42

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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2016, 12:36:09 AM »
guitars are like bikes , you always have one less than you actually need .
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Offline Swoop

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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2016, 04:46:35 AM »
Quote from: simon#42 on May 15, 2016, 12:36:09 AM
guitars are like bikes , you always have one less than you actually need .

+1.....but a little easier to tune  8)
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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2016, 04:48:50 PM »
Quote from: simon#42 on May 15, 2016, 12:36:09 AM
guitars are like bikes , you always have one less than you actually need .

I'm past that stage, I have 3 favorites, the rest are going, already sold 2.... ;)
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Offline Gene

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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2016, 04:58:17 PM »
5 basses, one banjo, one lap dulcimer, one concertina, various bangy-things . . . and those are just MY instruments.  My wife has a host of other stuff including a melodeon and accordion, as well as her four guitars . . .

Back to the joke though - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Re: Death by Guitar
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2016, 04:54:01 AM »
Quote from: simon#42 on May 15, 2016, 12:36:09 AM
guitars are like bikes , you always have one less than you actually need .

Same goes for guns.
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