Thanks, but look again, it may not be "zero'd out" but it's aligned with the reading mark to left if you get what I'm saying, which is all that matters with this basic caliper.

So interestingly the boot I punctured seemed to fit perfectly. I bought if off ebay which didnt specify the bore size but said it was for my bike which I would imagine corresponds with the 14mm.
Anyway, here's a pic of some info. Does this mean anything to anyone?
In the end I just may buy the same kit I got originally but then I'll end up with these perfectly brand new yet useless parts, most likely. It's not even that much more than the individual boot. Now I'm just curious why my bore doesn't measure 14mm.