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Offline RevDoc

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Seniors Don't Understand Directions
« on: May 31, 2016, 02:08:01 PM »
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This is why you (a Senior?) should listen to your Doctors instructions.
I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the
Pharmacists’ high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there any more!
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Re: Seniors Don't Understand Directions
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2016, 03:23:55 PM »
Lol,sounds like something cal would do

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Re: Seniors Don't Understand Directions
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2016, 07:20:11 PM »
Lol,sounds like something cal would do

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