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Offline Old Moe Toe

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Cows
« on: June 06, 2016, 01:00:44 AM »
Carol, a blonde Perth girl, marries a WA dairy farmer.


One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the cowshed.
You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

So then the farmer leaves for the paddocks.

After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Carol takes him down to the shed. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him,
'This is the one...right here.'

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,

'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple; by the nail over its stall', Carol explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'








She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says over her shoulder, ......

'I assume it's to hang your trousers on.'

Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Cows
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2016, 04:33:38 AM »
Ha ha, brilliant! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)