A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before
a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there
were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him
toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay.
It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for
a long trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in
my business."