I’m not religious. Apologies to those who are.
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and say
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
I have a daughter,
SLIM & TALL
40 D Breasts
24" WAIST and
34" HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say,
“ JESUS"!
