Sounds legit. Oh....and I feel compelled to say "Not my ad".
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/wan/5637611097.htmlWanted: Used Van to Live-in! (Charlotte, N.C.)
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1210 N. Tryon St.
Urgent!!!! Needed!!!! Van to LIVE-IN!!!! Stripped and used is Fine! Hopefully windows. Need sound mechanical, good drive-train, brakes, etc.(pause)Please call (above) phone number, (and keep calling!!!!), to begin negotiations!!!!(pause) I'm looking for an older work-van, with a bunch of good life still left in it: Body not that important, (except windows, helpful), unless frame is bent, (making bad tires, etc.), but somebody's old van would be IDEAL!!!!
I can perform all kinds of services, medical experience, security-guard, bagger and greeter at Harris-Teeter and WalMart, (also cart-pusher), companion care, yard-work, dishes, cleaning, some cooking, etc., (legal or other research: PROBLEM-SOLVING!!!!), to help defer costs. A "square," (since high-school), I attended a college-prep. school, accepted at Cornell and attended UNC-Chapel Hill, for 2 years: I get results. (I also have some "street-creds.," if you need help with that kind of thing.) plus cash!!!!(quote me a starting price!!!!)
Using common sense: What do you need? Where do YOU want "to go?" What can I do for YOU?!!!! Please call the above number, soon and often: I am (about) desperate!!!! (and homeless, ugh, lol, chuckle...)...