Topic: Revenge

[grumburg]

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. 

The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht.  Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which is German and means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have #$%* in it.")

The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you.  I speak Arabic and English.  If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English."

The Amish farmer yells: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

 

[754]

Lol...it should read geschissen ..me thinks..

[Scott S]

I don't want to get all "Politically Correct Police", but I do want to remind everyone that this is an international forum and our members have all sorts of beliefs and religious preferences.
 Please be respectful of others.

[scottly]

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. 

The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht.  Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which is German and means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have #$%* in it.")

The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm from California. Learn to speak in English, #$%*".

The Amish farmer yells: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

The PC version..