Topic: Chuck Norris Thread

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When the boogey man goes to sleep he looks in his closet for CHUCK NORRIS!

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma!

Chuck Norris invented black, in fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad bad he has never cried, ever.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take #$%* from nobody.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

[Duanob]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany

Chuck Norris is the only 100% effective form of contraception.

In Chuck Norris' restaurant, the only thing on the menu is knuckle sandwiches

Jesus wears a bracelet that reads "WWCND".

It's no surprise that the tattoo on Mike Tyson's face and the sole of Chuck Norris' boot share the same pattern.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, He's telling you how many seconds you have to live.

When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vegetarian.

[Retro Rocket]

[Davy D]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly carpet. It's not dead, it's just affaid to move.

[Gene]

When the boogey man goes to sleep he looks in his closet for CHUCK NORRIS!

This is true, however, when Chuck Norris goes to sleep he looks in his closet for Lemmy.

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When the boogey man goes to sleep he looks in his closet for CHUCK NORRIS!

This is true, however, when Chuck Norris goes to sleep he looks in his closet for Lemmy.

One version is that Chuck checks under the bed for Charles Bronson 

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Why so many Chuck Norris jokes and no Charles Bronson jokes?

Because Charles Bronson is not a joke.

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[Gene]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fantastic