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Offline RevDoc

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The Horse Sale
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:42:16 PM »
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom..."
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Re: The Horse Sale
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2016, 06:18:16 AM »
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