Dumb computer users!
FTFY Wilbur
LOL! I almost called you yesterday after our lead estimator at work tried a little "routine" maintenance on his laptop. He used a pencil eraser to wipe some of the dust away from between the keys, you know the wedge shaped "add-on" pencil eraser, then followed up with some compressed air to finish. No big deal, depending on the level of "dust bunny poo" I could see myself doing something similar...
except he did not bother to turn off the computer! So with the computer on, applications running, documents open, he decides to stop right in the middle of what he is doing and "clean the keys". So what followed would have been an untold number of random keystrokes with a pencil eraser, followed by an untold number of random keystrokes by the use of fairly high pressure compressed air out in the production shop (computer is still on, now running on battery). He goes back to his desk, plugs the A/C adapter back in, and goes back to work. After a while he realizes that his e-mail account has been deleted and all his e-mails are gone. He calls me and the conversation goes something like:
Him: I took my laptop out to the shop, turned my laptop upside down and blew the dust from out between the keys on the keyboard. Now my email account is gone along with all of my emails.
My reply: So you turned your laptop upside down and all your e-mails fell out?
After he quit laughing, it took me about twenty minutes to pry out of him what exactly he had done
while the computer was still on. Somehow, through a quite random number of keystrokes he was able to delete his e-mail account. OMFG! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The "Infinite Monkey Theorem" came immediately to mind...