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Offline BobbyR

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Australian Humour...
« on: December 02, 2006, 08:11:40 PM »


A young guy from Australia moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Australia."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "£101,237.64"

Boss says "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"

The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.
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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2006, 12:10:31 AM »
wow what a salesman


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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2006, 12:43:31 AM »
the delete function is just like an apology, except it works.
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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2006, 07:00:54 AM »
I guess either way the house will smell like fish



haha



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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2006, 08:10:07 AM »
I guess either way the house will smell like fish



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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2006, 09:28:39 AM »
I guess either way the house will smell like fish



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You know, watching you try to pull your foot out yer mouth is sometimes funnier than the original joke.  ::) ;D
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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2006, 08:24:10 PM »
SOMETIMES, and sometimes I dont care to pull it out


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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2006, 05:03:10 AM »
I'm not touching that one.  :P ::) ;D
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Re: Australian Humour...
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2006, 09:23:53 AM »
hmmmmm that was ann odd choice of wording there wasnt it


oops


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