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Offline RevDoc

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You know it's time to diet when...
« on: November 25, 2016, 06:22:42 AM »
* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

* You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

* You could sell shade.

* Your blood type is Ragu.

* You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
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Offline MoMo

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Re: You know it's time to diet when...
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2016, 08:12:14 AM »
or you dwarf a Harley like this






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Re: You know it's time to diet when...
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2016, 09:34:32 AM »
I wish Harley's were that small...they wouldn't be so obnoxious.


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Offline jgger

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Re: You know it's time to diet when...
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2016, 02:48:22 PM »
That picture reminds me of the twins that used to ride mini bikes back in the 70's or 80's. Can't remember their names, but they were huge.
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Re: You know it's time to diet when...
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2016, 08:32:24 PM »
That picture reminds me of the twins that used to ride mini bikes back in the 70's or 80's. Can't remember their names, but they were huge.



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Offline 70CB750

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Re: You know it's time to diet when...
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2016, 03:14:31 AM »
One more:

You lay on a beach and greenpeace will push you back in the ocean.
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Offline Oz350Four

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Re: You know it's time to diet when...
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2016, 09:24:33 PM »
Or you stand on the 10cent talking scales at the mall and it groans "get off" and spits the 10cents back out..!!! :-[
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