A crazy, wild eyed (and quite unattractive) 69 year old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, District of Columbia,waving an pistol and yelled out,
“I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine,plus one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?”
A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo Hillary!”
