A submariner went to the police department to report that his wife was missing...
Submariner: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Submariner: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Submariner: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Submariner: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Colour of hair?
Submariner: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I think.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Submariner: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Submariner: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Submariner: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Goodyear Wranglers. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
