He has a black '82 CB900F that he's just about ruined with the crap that he's done with it. He had a charging problem with it, so he brought it to a hack mechanic who nothing about the bikes. Instead of properly diagnosing and fixing the problem, he decided to install a headlight switch to lessen the load on the battery. He said he didn't need a headlight anyway...
And then there was the hideous pipe wrap that he put on the header. Later, he spray painted the wrap fluorescent orange and man, did he get thrashed for that!
Did he tell you guys that his wife gave him a BMW Pinigale? He posted stock photos of it, then within a few days never mentioned it again. Later, when asked how he liked it, he said that he "gave it away." He also "gave away" at least one CB1100F that he supposedly had. And all along the way, he kept asking how he could make his 900F go faster, even though he supposedly had these much faster bikes in his stable. I'm quite sure that he can only ride in a straight line and could never ride aggressively on twisty country roads.
Over on the CB1100F site, the theory now is that he works for a pawn broker or knows one. The photos he posts of his Rolex watches look very much like pawned watches.
On the positive side, he has inspired me to wear skinny hipster flood pants, a puffy riding jacket, and Carhartt work gloves when riding. He has raised the bar!
