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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2006, 07:03:30 AM »
I have a '60 Falcon Ranchero that I shoe-horned a warmed up 302 V8 into, and it had a starter go bad which I was endeavoring to replace.  Needless to say, there isn't a lot of extra room in the engine compartment.  So I'm laying on my back on the concrete with the car up on jack stands, and I've removed the battery connection to the starter and all the bolts holding it to the engine.  But no matter which way I turn and twist the starter, I can't seem to get it into a position that will allow it to come out around the steering gear.  After about 45 minutes of holding this starter up moving it this way and that my arms are about to give out.  So I let go of it and let it rest on the tie rods to rest my arms for a bit, and look the situation over a little.  I lay my head back on the concrete to relax, and that's when the starter fell out and hit me on the forehead.  I believe this was the first time that I actually tasted pain!  The concrete made the perfect anvil to maximize the effect.  After about 10 minutes laying there, the white light finally went away.

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2006, 07:15:23 AM »
ouch!

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2006, 07:24:58 AM »
Don't ask me how I know this, but don't pull a plug wire while the engine is running. :o

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2006, 07:48:22 AM »
So far, I've done just about all of these. Haven't dropped a starter on my head. Yet.  ::)
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2006, 09:10:36 AM »
That's a painful mental note!

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2006, 10:08:55 AM »
Kuyarico- At least you can sleep peacefully knowing that oil is getting to your valvetrain (Hey, there's a silver lining in every cloud!) :)

(You meant to do that, right?)

All this talk of botched oil changes wants me to revive this old post:
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2006, 11:29:03 PM »
I throw a leg over the bike, and what do I notice???? I forgot to turn the bloody ignition switch on!!!! Turn it on, bike starts up first shot. Talk about feeling like a tool. Note to self, always trun the bike on before spending half an hour trying to start it!

Very good! Quite recently, I pulled up to an intersection with the traffic lights showing red, lifted my right arm to flip my visor up, noticed the light was about to change, hurriedly dropped my hand to the throttle to blip it and somehow just as the blip happened, flicked the kill switch off without noticing I'd done so... (I still wonder how that happened?) Thought I'd flooded the old girl or something... anyway, some furious seconds of cranking the 'lecky start later with the traffic light now green, noticed the kill switch.... note to self - always check that da*n kill switch...  :-[
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2006, 01:58:20 AM »
Knew a bloke back in the 70's. nickname Gumby, not the sharpest tool in the shed, and had the knack of trouble following him everywhere. He was on his 750K2, pulled up at traffic lights, and promptly fell sideways into a heap on the road - yep, he FORGOT to put his feet down. Mental note - always put at least one foot down when coming to a stop!  ::)
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2006, 02:01:34 AM »
Last weekend, tired of making excuses to myself as to why I haven't started the engine rebuild on the racer project, you know, the one I was gonna finish by Christmas.............

Anyway, I had a nice set of stock cylinders that i needed to bore from 61mm to 65mm for the 836cc Wiseco pistons. I'm lucky enough to have my own boring bar in my garage, a "loan" from my cousin 2 years ago, it's an old "Repco" (Aussies will know the brand) small engine boring machine, lovely simple old thing, if a little slow, my cuz told me that the max cut per pass was not to exceed 10 thou, or about .25mm, which meant I was looking down the barrell (pun intended) at a staggering 16 passes per cylinder, or a total of 64 passes! At a couple of minutes per pass, that equates to several hours work. Bummer.

What a pain in the ass! After each pass I'd clean the bore with compressed air and a rag, then use an internal micrometer to measure the bore diameter, and plot my progress for each pass. Sadly it's an old machine, so it's necessary to keep an eye on it, all the while spraying or dripping cutting fluid (kerosene/diesel mix seems to work pretty good, as does diluted soluble cutting oil, which is cheaper) into the cylinder to keep the cutting tool lubed and cool.

Anyway, I accidentally adjusted the cutter to 20 thou, and took a cut, and it cut fine! Hmmmnnnnn, so I took another cut, fine again and I'd removed one full mm of metal in 2 passes! Woohoo! I kept going, then as I got into the 64's, I reduced the cut back to 10 thou, then 5 thou, so as to get a nice clean finish, with minimal honing required. Trouble was, once again I miscalculated the adjustment for the last cut, and instead of having a nice 65mm bore, I've got an unfinished 65.125mm bore, so I'm screwed! (Mental note to Terry: Measure twice, cut once!) :'(    
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2006, 07:32:18 AM »
Knew a bloke back in the 70's. nickname Gumby, not the sharpest tool in the shed, and had the knack of trouble following him everywhere. He was on his 750K2, pulled up at traffic lights, and promptly fell sideways into a heap on the road - yep, he FORGOT to put his feet down. Mental note - always put at least one foot down when coming to a stop!  ::)


 :D :D :D

Almost fell out of my chair!  (forgot to put my feet down?) 

 :D :D :D
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2006, 09:21:53 AM »
If your bike dies for no particular reason after only a couple miles down the road, check your petcock before:
1. Fiddling with it for an hour or so
2. Then call the wife for a ride back home
3. Take major "Why did you buy that hunk of junk?" abuse throughout
3. Borrow a trailer & trailer it home
4. Return the trailer
5. Fiddle with it some more
6. Notice the petcock is off
7. Then have a major internal debate as to whether or not admit my stupidity, thus proving it's not a hunk of junk, or rather, prove that I really am an idiot

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2006, 09:39:50 AM »
Number 7 is a tough choice. I vote for keep it to yourself and just let others think you are a mechanical wizard capable of fixing anything.. even a piece of junk.  ;D
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2006, 10:12:39 AM »
Bob is right.  there are no two ways about number 7.  telling people does not prove its not a hunk of junk, just that this time it wasnt at fault for the stall out.  we all know your bike is a bulletproof street eating machine and no hunk of junk- half of us ride the same bike (not a bad idea for a poll, so simple i bet its never been done) and a lot of us benefit from the assumption by others that we are mechanical geniuses for allowing these workhorses to shine.  one of the best features of an old honda in my HO.
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2006, 10:29:09 AM »
There's no junk in here... just unfinished projects  ;)

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2006, 01:06:52 PM »
6. Notice the petcock is off
7. Then have a major internal debate as to whether or not admit my stupidity, thus proving it's not a hunk of junk, or rather, prove that I really am an idiot

#7 is no debate in my house.  Twice my wife has caught me out.  She's the one who figured out the petcock was off!  Kept quoting the d*mned mnemonic from the MSF course "FINEC" at me.   ::)
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2006, 01:07:36 PM »
Oh, did  I mention they already know they're married to idiots?

Someone has to have pity and take us in...
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2006, 01:44:10 PM »
Oh, did  I mention they already know they're married to idiots?

Someone has to have pity and take us in...

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2006, 04:24:02 PM »
The whole petcock issue is taboo in our household as my wife and I have both been guilty of it.. and we were riding together when it happened!
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2006, 06:34:22 PM »
Hi
     I have noticed #$%*ing about vacuum operated petcocks. But there seems to be a need for them.
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2006, 07:05:53 PM »
Where to start...

- forgot to properly fit the fuel lines to one of the carbs on my RD400; noticed the bike started to run funny and saw gas spilling all over the engine.  Stopped.  Refitted the fuel line and went on my merry way.  Fortunately I didn't go up in flames.

- forgot to tighten the carb bolts on a Buick V8.  Started the car; it backfired and the engine caught fire.  I grabbed the nearby garden hose and put it out.

- forgot to tighten the lug nuts on my old MG Midget.  Driving down the road, I kept looking up in the sky thinking a helicopter was following me; looked in the rear view window and saw the driver's side rear wheel wobbling like crazy; stopped, tightened the lug nuts and went on.

I'm easily distracted, so I've learned to double and triple check the important stuff on my bike.

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #45 on: December 08, 2006, 07:40:29 PM »
by far one of the funniest threads to date!

some of you may remember all my #$%*in' about my heated handgrips not being warm enough so i should rewire them straight to the battery.  first day after the rewire...
note to self... turn off grip switch before parking bike at school!
luckily, my bike lot is next to a drive that's about 100feet and a 10% grade.

i adopted a ferret the other day... very cool little guy, named him sputnik.  my mom has had several so i'm pretty familiar with how they steal things and go in very small places. 
note to self... ferret proof your house BEFORE you adopt the ferret. 
i've spent the last 3 days chasing and building ferricades! 

oh! here's a good one.
first car: '81 grand prix with a trans am 403. 
blew the motor, grenaded 2 pistons and threw a rod thus, shredding the tranny as well.
note to self, check oil
2nd note to self, don't do dumb things like put power steering fluid in the tranny in a pinch because some other dumby said it would be ok... i really think this may be the cause of it all!
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2006, 07:49:00 PM »
That engine blow reminds me of a friend in high school who spent every dime he had doing a V8 Vega.
We were all there in his driveway when he started it and drove it down a very steep long driveway down to the road where it made a real funny noise and stopped.

We all pitched in for the cost of the tow truck to get it back in to the garage.  He forgot to put oil in it????????? Fu^$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2006, 08:51:20 PM »
We all pitched in for the cost of the tow truck to get it back in to the garage.  He forgot to put oil in it????????? Fu^$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ;D ;D ;D

 :-[ :-[
A good mental note that - always put oil in the motor. ::)
Back in the late 70's a young brother of a mate who was only about 16 at the time was working in his dad's service station. Big time executive with the latest BMW top of the range had it serviced, and the lad did the job. Exec picked up his pride and joy, telling everyone what a great machine it was, and how good he was - he was back in about 10mins - on foot, and king hit the kid's father - the thing had ground to halt because the lad had forgotten to put oil in it. :o

One thing about this thread, it's bringing back some great memories.............

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Re: Mental Note Thread
« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2006, 08:54:43 PM »
Where to start...

- forgot to properly fit the fuel lines to one of the carbs on my RD400; noticed the bike started to run funny and saw gas spilling all over the engine.  Stopped.  Refitted the fuel line and went on my merry way.  Fortunately I didn't go up in flames.

- forgot to tighten the carb bolts on a Buick V8.  Started the car; it backfired and the engine caught fire.  I grabbed the nearby garden hose and put it out.

- forgot to tighten the lug nuts on my old MG Midget.  Driving down the road, I kept looking up in the sky thinking a helicopter was following me; looked in the rear view window and saw the driver's side rear wheel wobbling like crazy; stopped, tightened the lug nuts and went on.

I'm easily distracted, so I've learned to double and triple check the important stuff on my bike.

Glenn, award yourself a speed bonus point for item #2.  ;)

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