Man finds a Genie bottle on the beach, picks it up and rubs it and a genie appears. Genie says "You have 3 wishes for anything you desire. But I must tell you that I know you are divorcing your wife, so whatever you wish for, we have to give her double." He says " Okay, see that mansion on the hill, I want one twice that big." Genie says "Okay, but she will get one twice as big." He says "That's okay. I also want a billion dollars. you can give her her 2 billion, she ain't worth it, but for my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death."
