Author Topic: If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear then is he still wrong? (Read 3051 times)

BobbyR · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2017, 02:14:25 PM »

He is practicing being wrong.

Stev-o · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2017, 02:15:21 PM »

Only if he asks her

754 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2017, 02:16:53 PM »

I will answer when my wife stops looking over my shoulder...

martin99 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2017, 02:48:59 PM »

My wife knows what I'm going to say before I even say it. She goes 'I know what you're going to say, it's written all over your face!' And I'm like, WTF??

754 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2017, 07:37:28 PM »

So, ask her to tell you,, then fib if you have to...

kerryb · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2017, 08:15:59 PM »

Yes...unless he is describing how wonderful those new shoes are.

Don R · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2017, 08:26:26 PM »

If there is another man there to agree with him, no.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2017, 10:49:15 PM »

What woman? There was a woman? Where?

754 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2017, 12:27:49 AM »

Hey the Handbrake left...I can talk again..

grumpy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2017, 07:59:42 AM »

Quote from: BobbyR on February 05, 2017, 02:14:25 PM

He is practicing being wrong.

HA! Did she tell you to say that?

Quote from: 754 on February 06, 2017, 12:27:49 AM

Hey the Handbrake left...I can talk again..

No matter, she'll still know.

DanJ · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2017, 09:08:57 AM »

Simple Answer, NO.

I've also figured out less women in your life = More room for more bikes.

Steve F · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2017, 09:35:31 AM »

Quote from: DanJ on February 06, 2017, 09:08:57 AM

Simple Answer, NO.

I've also figured out less women in your life = More room for more bikes.

Perhaps, but there's the saying "It's cheaper to keep her".

martin99 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2017, 10:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Steve F on February 06, 2017, 09:35:31 AM

Quote from: DanJ on February 06, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
Simple Answer, NO.

I've also figured out less women in your life = More room for more bikes.
Perhaps, but there's the saying "It's cheaper to keep her".

Maybe so, but there are times I'd rather be skint than walk around with my balls in a tourniquet.

Sh1t, she didn't hear that did she?

DanJ · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2017, 03:53:05 AM »

Quote from: Steve F on February 06, 2017, 09:35:31 AM

Quote from: DanJ on February 06, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
Simple Answer, NO.

I've also figured out less women in your life = More room for more bikes.
Perhaps, but there's the saying "It's cheaper to keep her".

You recover

, My ex-wife found my CB 750 for me. Funny because she hated every bike I had when we were married.

BobbyR · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2017, 06:50:31 AM »

I told my wife i was going to start wearing my full face helmet all the time. She asked me why. I told her, some day she will tell me I did something right and I will fall down face first. I don't want to break my nose.

MoMo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2017, 08:23:14 AM »

^^^

grumpy · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2017, 06:47:27 AM »

Quote

Maybe so, but there are times I'd rather be skint than walk around with my balls in a tourniquet.

She let you keep them??!!

martin99 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2017, 10:41:04 PM »

Quote from: grumpy on February 08, 2017, 06:47:27 AM

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Maybe so, but there are times I'd rather be skint than walk around with my balls in a tourniquet.

She let you keep them??!!

Only for target practice.

Mooshie · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2017, 04:54:11 PM »

Grumpy. You already know the answer to this. Yes!

grumpy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2017, 09:31:39 AM »

HEY!!
Who let you in!

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2017, 11:04:08 AM »

I found out I was dead wrong on valentines day. She wasn't even my girl either!

strynboen · « **Reply #22 on:** February 16, 2017, 11:41:43 AM »

i bayed a 50 years old boat boat..and still have the vife...isnt that strange??..in a few month she starts to talk to me Again..i think

RAFster122s · « **Reply #23 on:** February 16, 2017, 01:40:43 PM »

Quote from: grumpy on February 08, 2017, 06:47:27 AM

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Maybe so, but there are times I'd rather be skint than walk around with my balls in a tourniquet.

She let you keep them??!!

You mean she doesn't carry them around in her purse???

RAFster122s · « **Reply #24 on:** February 16, 2017, 01:42:16 PM »

Quote from: strynboen on February 16, 2017, 11:41:43 AM

i bayed a 50 years old boat boat..and still have the vife...isnt that strange??..in a few month she starts to talk to me Again..i think

You must really hate money Strynboen...cause the endless money pit that boats are will teach you that you must have/did in order to buy one.

754 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 16, 2017, 03:45:53 PM »

I thot them kind keep the balls in the closet , in case they decide you should need them.... Usually they dont come out often..

scrapvalue · « **Reply #26 on:** February 16, 2017, 05:36:41 PM »

grumpy · « **Reply #27 on:** February 17, 2017, 07:11:19 AM »

Whoa.

That's very zen.

BobbyR · « **Reply #28 on:** February 17, 2017, 07:15:07 AM »

Absolutely

Stev-o · « **Reply #29 on:** February 24, 2017, 05:58:54 PM »

I love lesbians! [or the thought of them together...]

faux fiddy · « **Reply #30 on:** February 25, 2017, 01:19:17 PM »

Quote from: RAF122S on February 16, 2017, 01:42:16 PM

Quote from: strynboen on February 16, 2017, 11:41:43 AM
i bayed a 50 years old boat boat..and still have the vife...isnt that strange??..in a few month she starts to talk to me Again..i think

You must really hate money Strynboen...cause the endless money pit that boats are will teach you that you must have/did in order to buy one.

A hole in the water you throw money into.

B.O.A.T.- Bust out another thousand.

strynboen · « **Reply #31 on:** February 26, 2017, 04:03:26 AM »

you all saunds like vify.
..you dont get any of my Money to that boat..and then ve took to biltema amd bourth some boats parts ..use her"s Card..

nothing like HEIDI...

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Author Topic: If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear then is he still wrong? (Read 3051 times)

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