I figured they were...just giving you a little grief. Were you off, work an unconventional schedule, in your job. There are many professions where rotating shifts and days are observed...not the "9-5" 5 days some are able to "enjoy".
I have always admired the looks of the Interceptor and hope your experience with it is a positive one, not every bike in a production is bad even if a high number of them exhibit negative behavior. Friend owned a V6 Volvo 260 which had a reputation for eating cams. It did so if the oil was not changed frequently enough as the oil passages in the head were just slightly undersized and could clog up starving the cams if the oil becam sludgy. Friend bought one with 26k and bad cams. Had it cleaned out and put fresh cams in it and then put 180k+ on the motor before selling it to a friend because his move to California would have necessitated a California emissions compliant car, i.e., one built for that market. It saw close to another 100k before an accident caused by another driver ended its career on the road. Motor never had any internal issues after that rebuild with new cams and thoeoughly cleaned heads.
So, hopefully you will not see catastrophic issues with yours either, knowing it can grenade if not properly cared for and being aware of its critical issues requiring mindful, accurate and meticulous maintenance in a few areas. The price of the ride, entertainment it can provide.
Thanks for sharing your journey with we voyeurs observing your thread about the bike. We Being commited/invested as a chicken is to a breakfast restaurant operated by a chicken and a pig. The chicken provides eggs, while the pig provides ham, sausage, or bacon... the pigs investment is far greater than the chicken's...