My old man always warned me to stay away from the front end of the hay baler machine.
He'd pull me close and point into the machine where the "knives" were. Then he'd say "those things don't care about you and won't stop for nothin."
Looking back, I'm almost certain he was referring to more than just the hay baler.
Hopefully machines are safer now but lots of ways for farmers to get injured. Not rare to see old farmer guys killed flipping or falling off antique or older tractors and that machinery does look lethal. Wouldn't be fun to be kicker by a cow either !! right Moomer.
The newer machines are still a force to be reckoned with. Many are still the same design, now with added safety features! But you know the old saying "make something idiot proof".
Getting kicked by a big dumb critter does hurt.
Dairy cows will kick you if you are too rough with their udders hooking them up to the milking machine or if they are just in an ornery mood. They have to be milked or the udders get so full the cow will be in pretty bad pain skipping a few milkings. My uncles were dairy farmers for class C milk, milking machines were in the same room as the storage tanks, as a result the milk was used for ice cream and similar products, not for drinking. Whole milk straight from the cows, after being refrigerated tastes very different than whole milk from the store. (Still has the creams and heavy fats in it...)
So, I've witnessed cows kicking and had them kick at me. My uncles had been kicked a few times. Once my uncle Dean was kicked so hard it broke a couple ribs. Normally, if they got you it would just make you sore.
Imagine the scalp removal hurts pretty intense once the pain receptors start firing and the signal reaches the brain and your expression changes from shock to intense pain to agony.
The American Indians would scalp enemies or those they would kill. Sometimes people would survive the scalping...wasn't pretty.
That poor girl, attempting to be clever never dreamed of the risks and downsides. Probably scarred for life, even in today's age of plastic surgery and reconstructive surgery.
David
David