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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2017, 03:42:09 PM »
It's still better looking than this: https://nashville.craigslist.org/mpo/6043500587.html

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That purple people eater chopper is probably better than the spray bomb café.
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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2017, 03:46:34 PM »
Wilde is alive! Riding a nice looking grey 750. Clothes still look horrible though!

He probably doesn't have the cajones to ride any of his bikes (including the mythical 85 mph in 2nd gear CB) all the way to your neck of the woods in Buffalo. 

FYI - I just saw a tv advertisement for Upstate NY on MSNBC last night -- promoting it as a techy haven where everyone knows your name!
1975 CB550K1 "Blue" Stockish Restomod (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=135005.0)
1975 CB550F1 frame/CB650 engine hybrid "The Hot Mess" (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,150220.0.html)
2008 Triumph Thruxton (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,190956.0.html)
2014 MV Agusta Brutale Dragster 800
2015 Yamaha FZ-09 (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,186861.0.html)

"There are some things nobody needs in this world, and a bright-red, hunch-back, warp-speed 900cc cafe racer is one of them — but I want one anyway, and on some days I actually believe I need one.... Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba." Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature, Cycle World, March 1995.  (http://www.latexnet.org/~csmith/sausage.html and https://magazine.cycleworld.com/article/1995/3/1/song-of-the-sausage-creature)

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1973 CB750K2 "Bionic Mongrel" (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=132734.0) - Sold
1977 CB750K7 "Nine Lives" Restomod (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=50490.0) - Sold
2005 RVT1000RR RC51-SP2 "El Diablo" - Sold
2016+ Triumph Thruxton 1200 R (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,170198.0.html) - Sold

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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2017, 04:41:28 PM »
It's still better looking than this: https://nashville.craigslist.org/mpo/6043500587.html

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Not really. The purple chop looks like a 70's job with extended fork tubes, handlebars, and seat being all bolted on items that can be swapped easily back to something more stock looking.

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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2017, 04:49:32 PM »
It's still better looking than this: https://nashville.craigslist.org/mpo/6043500587.html

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Not really. The purple chop looks like a 70's job with extended fork tubes, handlebars, and seat being all bolted on items that can be swapped easily back to something more stock looking.
I agree.  Just thought I'd slap it up here for viewing enjoyment and to laugh at the ideas people come up with.... Especially the asking price of some of these.

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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2017, 05:25:01 PM »
Wilde is alive! Riding a nice looking grey 750. Clothes still look horrible though!

He probably doesn't have the cajones to ride any of his bikes (including the mythical 85 mph in 2nd gear CB) all the way to your neck of the woods in Buffalo. 

FYI - I just saw a tv advertisement for Upstate NY on MSNBC last night -- promoting it as a techy haven where everyone knows your name!


Techy???!! #fakenews lol. Buffalo has plenty of Jwildes though.   ;D

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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2017, 05:37:42 PM »
I wish a purple people eater like that would show up near me! The price im not interested but face to face with cash maybe!
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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2017, 05:53:48 PM »
That purple chopper looks sweet to me, imo the blue cafe sadness is truly a dog turd!
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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2017, 06:14:58 PM »
The shinko seems to be a gratis item to replace the boxxed out rear tire

Look at the wear, likely caused by the tool doing burnouts as it is  all in the middle. Now it is characteristic of a bike to wear the middle of the tread when only doing city or freeway riding, but this is excessive.  Thus my conclusionof a tool doing a burnout.  Saw a guy visit my nextdoor neighbor while I lived in Sierra Vista  with a nice late model Nighthawk in 250cc size. Probably an ex-MC riders course bike.  So, what does he do facing  the alleyway beside my  car parked at the end of the building.  In a gravel drive he does a burn-out" throwing rock and stirring up lots of dust and sand. Stupid move by some newbies until they replace the tires a few times or dumps it sideways and get hurt by it.  Even then, sometimes they never learn...continuing to attempt to recieve the Darwin Award or hopefully just thin that gene pool  from which they were spawned.
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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2017, 06:26:31 PM »
If it is a can and bottle collection he has not been returning his collection for refund on the same items.  It is suppose to be a means of keeping bottles and cans littering in NY State.
While unsightly it is possible more responsible than tossing them in the trash.
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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2017, 06:50:56 PM »
I dig the purple bike too. That's frozen in time... in the 70s.


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Re: Cafe Sadness
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2017, 02:46:39 PM »
Wilde is alive! Riding a nice looking grey 750. Clothes still look horrible though!

He probably doesn't have the cajones to ride any of his bikes (including the mythical 85 mph in 2nd gear CB) all the way to your neck of the woods in Buffalo. 

FYI - I just saw a tv advertisement for Upstate NY on MSNBC last night -- promoting it as a techy haven where everyone knows your name!


Techy???!! #fakenews lol. Buffalo has plenty of Jwildes though.   ;D

Better than:  Upstate NY - where dreams go to freeze!

Some of these places look like good scenery for a ride:  https://www.thrillist.com/travel/new-york/small-towns-in-upstate-new-york-that-are-worth-a-visit
1975 CB550K1 "Blue" Stockish Restomod (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=135005.0)
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2008 Triumph Thruxton (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,190956.0.html)
2014 MV Agusta Brutale Dragster 800
2015 Yamaha FZ-09 (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,186861.0.html)

"There are some things nobody needs in this world, and a bright-red, hunch-back, warp-speed 900cc cafe racer is one of them — but I want one anyway, and on some days I actually believe I need one.... Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba." Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature, Cycle World, March 1995.  (http://www.latexnet.org/~csmith/sausage.html and https://magazine.cycleworld.com/article/1995/3/1/song-of-the-sausage-creature)

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1973 CB750K2 "Bionic Mongrel" (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=132734.0) - Sold
1977 CB750K7 "Nine Lives" Restomod (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=50490.0) - Sold
2005 RVT1000RR RC51-SP2 "El Diablo" - Sold
2016+ Triumph Thruxton 1200 R (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,170198.0.html) - Sold