The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger, at the rear of the "Dingo Balls Hotel/Motel", in Wagga Wagga.
One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus-f*cking-Christ!" he exclaimed.
"Struth! Write that down, Mary." said Joseph. "That's heaps better than Trevor!"