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Possible soulmate??
« on: April 24, 2017, 08:07:34 AM »
I was cashing out at the local Walmart when she asked if I wanted bags for my items.  I told her it all had to go in my backpack as I am on a motorcycle.  She asked if I was on the Honda.  I told her the OLD Honda.  She said she loves old Hondas.  I was like really...  Sounds like a trap, but I dunno.  What do you guys think?
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2017, 08:19:41 AM »
How'd she look?   If like the typical Wally world employee, dont be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID!
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2017, 08:29:59 AM »
Trap for what? You to possibly give her a ride on your 'old Honda'?
The horrors!!  :o
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2017, 08:42:21 AM »
Trap for what? You to possibly give her a ride on your 'old Honda'?
The horrors!!  :o

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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2017, 08:58:21 AM »
Trap for what? You to possibly give her a ride on your 'old Honda'?
The horrors!!  :o

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Re: Possible soulmate??
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2017, 10:10:06 AM »
 Better check Craigslist's "Missed Connections", there may be a post about you already. "To the guy who went through my lane with the motorcycle backpack"  ;)   :D
  My Son's current girlfriend had some dork posting in that column about her when she was a manager at a filling station/convenience store. Some dude too afraid to talk to her in person I guess  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2017, 12:19:03 PM »
I have debt and dreams and I'm afraid she may slow me down but she is cute, a little taller than me but I'm not too picky.  I told her I'd ask her out to ride but this old bike needs some work.  Not safe even for me to ride but she keeps goin'.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2017, 01:07:38 PM »
Is any motorcycle truly "safe to ride" ? ;D
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2017, 01:22:45 PM »
sounds like you guys are talking. in that case, what are you asking us... you're already on the case, the rest you'll figure out 8)

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2017, 01:36:40 PM »
Trap for what? You to possibly give her a ride on your 'old Honda'?
The horrors!!  :o

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2017, 02:19:09 PM »
I was wondering what y'all would do: keep the nose to the grindstone or "holla" at that chick!
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2017, 02:25:55 PM »
I was wondering what y'all would do: keep the nose to the grindstone or "holla" at that chick!

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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2017, 03:24:21 PM »
Haha!  I just gotta be sure I ain't dealin' with a dude in chicks clothing first
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2017, 04:03:27 PM »
Haha!  I just gotta be sure I ain't dealin' with a dude in chicks clothing first

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2017, 05:06:30 PM »
No.  There was a bid I watched about the crazy and hot scale.  I wish I could post it.  Maybe someone else knows what I'm talking about.  But the guy said if you meet a girl who is hot but really cool, odds are she really a dude
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2017, 05:11:19 PM »
  There was a bit I watched about the crazy and hot scale. 

Yeah, I saw that, dont remember what movie[?] It was Funny....
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2017, 05:14:04 PM »
Ha ha, the dreams of youth, a girl says something nice to you and you're already wondering if she'll somehow be elevated to soulmate status? You might want to see how your first date goes before you start counting your chickens............. ;D
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Re: Possible soulmate??
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2017, 05:23:17 PM »


My gut tells me old honda's + Walmart = turn and run
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2017, 06:17:15 PM »
Ha ha, the dreams of youth, a girl says something nice to you and you're already wondering if she'll somehow be elevated to soulmate status? You might want to see how your first date goes before you start counting your chickens............. ;D

Yeah, but that's me.  I dig old bikes in general.  If I found a chick that does too it'd be nice.  But here's the thing that intrigues me so...  my bike has no badges or side covers.  I park off to the side away from the door.  How'd she know it was a Honda?  Maybe she knows a lil bit.

Prolly should run anyways I need to be making money and time=money.  Don't need any kids right now either.
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2017, 07:19:36 PM »
Ha ha, no first date yet, but you're worried about her having your children now? Oh well, I suppose it's always a good idea to plan ahead, she could be stalking you.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2017, 09:25:23 PM »
I was wondering what y'all would do: keep the nose to the grindstone or "holla" at that chick!
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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2017, 09:41:32 PM »
You can't be as charismatic as the Wilde one.  Maybe you should ride the attractions at Wally World. 



Then again, she might be a man.  You have now entered the Danger Zone.

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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2017, 10:16:50 PM »
I actually liked him, he was full of sh1t of course, but a lot smarter than some of his prime detractors here........... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2017, 03:23:54 AM »
I was wondering what y'all would do: keep the nose to the grindstone or "holla" at that chick!

 You don't have to choose. You can have both, and if she's a good woman she'll keep grinding, too!
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2017, 04:27:49 AM »
exactly. you don't make any commitment at this point but imagine what you may deprive yourself of if you don't give it a chance at least. take it one step at a time ;)