Fark Bobby, are you saying I should return those nifty bib and brace overalls and straw hat I just ordered from Tractor Supply too? I feel like such a fraud........
Hell yeah! (Practice saying that a lot) Jerry is right you need a NASCAR cap #88 preferably #3 would be ideal. Now you need to practice saying things like:
- That Dog won't hunt.
- My daddy used to say
- Uh Huh instead of your welcome.
- As a Christian man I can't do that.
- Well Mister.
- Use Sir a lot. Not the the English way though.
- Bless your heat.
- I'm fixin to.
One last thing. Some people are under the impression that southerners are dumb. I assure you they are not.