Well not any more, I just ate. Working on my coffee now.
But while waking up I came across a reddit post on scrambled eggs and took the bait and watched the attached clip.
It's a video of British, French, and American style scrambled eggs - and to be totally honest NONE of them looked appetizing. WAYYY undercooked. Do people really eat their eggs that liquidy?
To sum my problem, I guess I would have tossed the French eggs as inedible, and put the British and American eggs on for about 2 minutes more.