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Offline Elan

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moron of the year
« on: June 01, 2017, 01:18:55 PM »
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2017, 01:30:21 PM »
Squid requirements all met!

Backwards hat- CHECK!
Flippy floppies- CHECK!
Shorts with obligatory Longhorns on them - CHECK!
No helmet- CHECK!
Cutoff shirt- CHECK!

I have to admit I am slightly surprised/disappointed this is not a story out of Florida.  :P
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2017, 01:37:30 PM »
dont forget the flat back tire!
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2017, 01:55:07 PM »
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2017, 02:33:10 PM »
Quote from: Elan on June 01, 2017, 01:37:30 PM
dont forget the flat back tire!

I had to double check that, funny. I guess someone has to win the Darwin Award and if he did I'm glad he will take his offspring as well. Get that line completely out of the gene pool.
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2017, 03:13:46 PM »
At least he had the stretched swingarm so he couldn't wheelie over backwards 😒
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2017, 04:52:11 AM »
I clearly see what the problem is, no one was holding the baby.

These people know how to do "family rides" safely.

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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2017, 04:55:53 AM »
So who has more freedom us or them?

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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2017, 08:34:26 AM »
Nobody, I MEAN NOBODY is more freedomier than the good ol' US of AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'Muricuh.
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2017, 09:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on June 02, 2017, 08:34:26 AM
Nobody, I MEAN NOBODY is more freedomier than the good ol' US of AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'Muricuh.

You're goshdern right!!!  Nobody out-freedumbs 'MURICA!!!!!
Got the pictures to prove it!
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2017, 10:51:19 AM »
Quote from: BomberMann650 on June 02, 2017, 09:10:16 AM
Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on June 02, 2017, 08:34:26 AM
Nobody, I MEAN NOBODY is more freedomier than the good ol' US of AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'Muricuh.

You're goshdern right!!!  Nobody out-freedumbs 'MURICA!!!!!
Got the pictures to prove it!

The Clinton pic at the bottom was my background pic on Facebook for a good two years. So much 'Merica in that photo.
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2017, 02:43:39 PM »
Is that Monica in the picture with Bill?
If so, she's doing it wrong.
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2017, 02:54:56 PM »
Quote from: scrapvalue on June 02, 2017, 02:43:39 PM
Is that Monica in the picture with Bill?
If so, she's doing it wrong.

Yeah it is Monica 😂😂😂
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2017, 03:24:29 PM »
Oh well, at least he'll be remembered for something. I know who's eyes I'd rather have gazing up at me... ;D
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2017, 04:26:00 PM »
Quote from: chewbacca5000 on June 02, 2017, 04:52:11 AM
I clearly see what the problem is, no one was holding the baby.

These people know how to do "family rides" safely.


OMG - the dog in the little sack tied to the side. I'm sorry guys - that's fantastic. ;D
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2017, 05:49:58 PM »
Quote from: BomberMann650 on June 02, 2017, 09:10:16 AM
Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on June 02, 2017, 08:34:26 AM
Nobody, I MEAN NOBODY is more freedomier than the good ol' US of AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'Muricuh.




You're goshdern right!!!  Nobody out-freedumbs 'MURICA!!!!!
Got the pictures to prove it!




I stand corrected.  Thanks for the re-education
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2017, 07:41:57 PM »
You see this one?




Maybe we should have a "Moron of the Week" thread?!
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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2017, 08:35:22 PM »
At least they were smart enough to strap him into a stroller lol

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Re: moron of the year
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2017, 08:51:11 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on June 02, 2017, 07:41:57 PM
You see this one?




Maybe we should have a "Moron of the Week" thread?!

That guy in the yellow shirt was not loving it.
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