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Offline Terry in Australia

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The Nativity scene, Aussie style!
« on: December 17, 2006, 02:50:42 PM »
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger, at the rear of the "Dingo Balls Hotel/Motel", in Wagga Wagga.

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus-f*cking-Christ!" he exclaimed.

"Struth! Write that down, Mary." said Joseph. "That's heaps better than Trevor!"  ;D
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Re: The Nativity scene, Aussie style!
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2006, 02:56:37 PM »
so that's why they opted not to go for cheese and f*#king rice...  ;D
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Re: The Nativity scene, Aussie style!
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2006, 05:55:48 PM »
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Re: The Nativity scene, Aussie style!
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2006, 06:21:24 PM »
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Guess you gotta be an Aussie (and yes I am officially an Aussie) to understand it.
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Re: The Nativity scene, Aussie style!
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2006, 06:25:30 PM »
So it would seem
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Re: The Nativity scene, Aussie style!
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2006, 07:29:18 AM »
Well parts I didnt get but I sure got the overall meaning! ;D