That's hilarious! I work in a large building full of introverted public servants, and when I went for a crap last Friday I discovered a massive "Blind Mullet" languishing in the bowl, halfin and half out of the water, obviously too large to flush in one go, and I'm only disappointed that I didn't take a pic to post here, seriously, it was longer than my size 12 shoe!
Whoever gave birth to that massive turd must have had a bleeding butt hole afterwards, it was as broad as my (massive) forearm! Probably a gay guy, I'm guessing, (not that there's anything wrong with that......) as I didn't hear any screaming, even though I don't work far away from the mens room. Maybe he was chewing on his necktie like the cowboys did in those old movies when their buddies were pulling bullets out of them.......
