"my, that's a beautiful looking lurcher" said the well presented barmaid
"well thankyou, you have a magnificent pair of tits" replied the charm oozing scunny thru the frothy head of his cold lager, droplets of condensation running down the side of his glass.
"would you like to bounce all over them" she asked as she gave our hero his change
"thanks for the offer, but I have an autobicycle awaiting my attention back home"
"oooooh, I have a socket set in my car, I could help you" said the temptress
"metric or imperial" asked our good man, the look on her angelic face gave away the imperial nature of her tool kit
bugger