Sparty,....well have you ?

Sam. 
Sam,
No, I have never been to a party - I have only one friend, and he doesn't like me either.

Actually, I am feeling partied out at the moment. I started making guest appearances last Thursday night and have been going to parties ever since; except for Christmas day. Last evening, my wife and I visited with a few of her employees - they bored me to death; not a single guy at the party knew anything about motorcycles, fly fishing, beer drinking or womanizing. Lawyers are a boring lot.

The worst part of the evening was pretending that I enjoyed it.
Tonight, I am taking the night off. I need to rest up for a big weekend.
Sparty